SO there I was standing outside a drum and bass club in London town when, all of a sudden, there is a tap on my shoulder.
THURSDAY is my favourite day. I wait all week for Thursday – and when it’s gone, the wait starts again.
ELVIS is alive! And he’s a surfing instructor in Mayo.
SOME things you know. Like don’t drink coffee for at least an hour after washing your teeth because it’ll taste like gun powder, or what I presume gun powder taste like.
HE is sitting on the couch watching TV and I’m there masterfully ignoring both him and whatever is on, while immersed in my book.
NESSA Childers recently announced that she believes the EU should bring in laws to protect people from the “dangers of addiction to popular social networking sites”.
WE’RE in the midst of a social experiment. When I say ‘we’, I don’t mean ‘us’ as in ‘you and I’; I mean ‘we’ as in ‘my friends and I’. It’s meant to be an experiment, but it’s actually a competition.
I’M in shock. Terrible shock.
BECAUSE I am a kind and thoughtful soul, I thought some of you might have missed the first instalment of the Eurovision last Tuesday night.
THERE’S a cougar in the gymnasium. Yeah.